#they have done nothing wrong ever

[koytix]

where are my xmen evolution truthers ‼️‼️📢📢

[marvelstars]

Lol well they are not wrong, both are being completely honest there Ahsoka, she looks so cute at that age.

I think the force is like the kind of parent who´s extremely strict with his kid but likes to spoil it´s grandchildren.

Anakin is a slave?

The Force: It´s ok, it builds character.

Anakin gets married? The force insists on having grandchildren.

The Force: Son, I want Grandchildren.

Anakin: I know but Padme and I barely see each other, we can´t afford to get pregnant right now, you will have to wait until this war is done.

The Force: Don´t worry Son, already took care of that.

Anakin: Ok..., wait a moment, what do you mean you already took care of it?

Force: Go to sleep Son, you don´t sleep enough.

Anakin: Sigh, ok.

Anakin falls to the darkside?

He gets the worse than death kind of fate but the force stays with him as his sole comfort and companion for 20 years, leading to Vader defending the force´s will to the death, even agaisnt his overbearing Sith master and other admirals from the Empire, which also leads to Vader finally giving actual serious thought to the chosen one prophecy, the reason he was born, Vader literally can´t die until he gets to the prophecy part, he stays close to the Sith Master and finally fullfils his prophecy saving Luke and the galaxy.

So Anakin gets to finally rest in peace within the force as good kids do after doing their chores.

The force to Anakin: Come here Son, time to rest and have some Ghost Force adventures.

With Luke and Leia:

They can practically enter any kind of danger and nothing touches them, Luke destroys the death Star on his first day as a rebel, Leia gets away as a spy inside the Empire since she was 16 year old, both manage to give great blows to the Empire almost without trying, only Vader seems to be able to give them some pause but they are family, so Vader goes easy on them consciously or unconciously, compared to any other adversary, Leia leads in the battle to destroy the second death star and reforms the New Republic while Luke brings back their father to the light side by weaponizing his love and later the twins develop their force power beyond anything seen before, except maybe Anakin in some special circunstances.

With Ahsoka: As adopted grandkid, she gets to have the literal spirit of the light side of the force inside of her and as a guardian, she gets ressurected once by Anakin, becomes the main fulcrum spy for the rebellion, gets saved by time travel from being killed by Vader and stays strong even after the Emperor and Vader die.

The force is totally like: Look at my grandkids, aren´t they cute? Slay away kids.

if the force is anakin's other parent, it totally went to get milk and didnt come back

(ko-fi requests are open!)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[dreadark]

also I haven't seen the stickers in such high quality before... unknown sorrow my beloveds...

[reckless-rider]

Gonna start vague posting about my DND character

[leavingautumn13]

bonk

[reference]

[i have commissions open now!]

[rb19]

F1 Grand Prix of Singapore 2015

[sircantus]

I think every au ever should let tommy have scary big brother privileges. He waltzes around being Such a little shit bc he knows that Techno will drag his ass out of danger. “Oooh you cant touch me!! Techno will rock your shit!!” -Tommy, after flipping off anyone who mildly annoys him. He is so evil and annoying and smug and then one day someone smacks him and he is like “you hit ME!???? ME, poor little guy who has done nothing wrong???? :(( ough all my bones….broken!!! All my emotions...sad🖤 i will go to my big brother about this :((( for his wisdom and comfort” and then techno sees the singular scratch on his cheek and is like “ha L imagine getting hit” while simultaneously going out the door to go break someone’s legs

[wombywoo]

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[thursdaysyme]

The babies

[endofthedaymp3]

footballers when the ref gives a foul after they commit an obvious foul

[thanks--for--listening]

defending the marvels online isn’t enough I need a sword

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce is the kind of parents teachers hate, because he always takes his child's side. Dick started a fight? His boy would never, the other kid probably started it and deserved it. Jason felt asleep in class? Well, maybe stop being boring. His kids are angels who can do no wrong.

The administration of Gotham Academy was so relieved when Dick graduated because they wouldn't have to deal with Bruce again, only for him to get another one. And once Jason passed away, they felt guilty to be happy to not have to see Bruce again, only for him to show up a year later for Tim. (I know, canonically, Tim went to another school, but this is funny to imagine) He isn't even the kid's guardian, but he justifies it with the absence of Tim's parents at the moment, how he is his neighbour and his son is very close to him, they see each others as brothers!

It's a bit different with Damian because he was raised differently than his siblings and could be quite arrogant at the start, but Bruce still does take his defense when he doesn't have his son's side.

Of course, once he is alone with his boys, he does ask what happens and lecture them if necessary, but in public, he gets protective. It comes from how he remembers feeling as a teen, angry and hurt but nobody listened or understood, just scolded him. He wants his kids to feel understood, to know they can express themselves to him. (It's canon that Bruce saw Jason's aggressivity as Robin as Jason being in pain. In older comics at least). It's also comes from how protective he is in general.

This also happens with the Justice League and other heroes. They have no right to criticize his kids, and he can lecture them himself if they really did something dangerous. Robin punched you? You probably deserved it.

His kids are perfect angels, ok?!

[stormyoceans]

I DON’T CARE IF HE’S A HITMAN I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR FADEL

[goosewizard]

it is the second time ranboo is hiding an eye from tubbo, and he forgot how terrible he is at it. they managed to keep it a secret for this long, though, so he can't stop now. they know his preferred eye size, managed to find out his preferred ring size without causing too much suspicion (they think), and today is the day. tubbo should be home any minute now.

oh, they're gonna throw up.

everything is going to be perfect, it has to be. he's rehearsed what he's going to say, how they're going to kneel, even practiced putting the ring on with michael (who is being the best little secret-keeper right now), so it's going to be fine. it's tubbo, how could it not be?

the door unlocks and ranboo promptly drops the box he'd been fiddling with.

he dives after it (quite heroically, one might say), forgetting that he is very tall and the floor is very far away. they land pretty hard on their shoulder but manage to keep the box from view of the door, which opens just in time for ranboo to gain some additional bodily harm as sweet michael all but tramples them to greet the man at the door.

scratch that. the bastard at the door.

because tubbo is doubled over cackling, wheezing something about family guy while he watches ranboo struggle to their feet. they should really reconsider marrying this guy. not even a ‘hello’, a ‘how are you’, an ‘are you ok’, this could be serious, tubbo could seriously be planning their demise. marriage is a lives-long commitment, ranboo can't just pick some guy who's gonna axe them for the insurance money. the guy in question scoops michael up and spins him around while the toddler shrieks in delight.

yeah, okay, plan’s still on.

speaking of, michael is whispering in tubbos ear prime dammit. ranboo suavely (read: panicking) plucks their kid out of tubbo's hands with a haha kids these days amirite and shoos michael off to play. they turn around and tubbo's smirking. aw man. he strolls up to them, grinning ear to ear saying darling, dearest, what is this plan that michael tells me about in that tone where he knows exactly what plan they have. ranboo groans as tubbo dances around them, going awww ranboo you like me so much you want to co-parent with me forever awww with that same shit-eating grin because he knows he's right. the situation would be more frustrating if ranboo wasn't head-over-heels for the man (literally, as of about a minute ago). they suppose he never explicitly said that the secret was to be kept from tubbo. hrm.

welp, cat's out of the bag and tubbo's not gonna get any less insufferable about it, so he may as well just do it. ranboo looks tubbo in his eyes (he's wearing one of the first ones they made for him) and steadily gets on one knee. tubbo's being very composed, but his little goat tail's going a mile a minute. it offers ranboo a sense of relief. its tubbo, and with any luck, it'll always be tubbo.

they begins their speech, only stumbling over their words a few times and keeping easy eye contact with tubbo for the duration. when they get to the part with the ring and almost drop the dang box again, tubbo laughs harder than is really necessary, giddy about the whole thing. they're both smiling hard when ranboo asks tubbo underscore, will you marry me? for real this time and opens the box.

not to brag, but they really knocked it out of the park. inside the box is a simple and sturdy copper ring with a honeycomb pattern etched in. there is also an eye, made of quartz and diamond with a netherite pupil shaped like a heart.

tubbo honest-to-prime squeals and drags ranboo in for one of those kisses where it’s all teeth because they can’t stop smiling. he says yes, of course. the ring is on in an instant and tubbo dashes to the nearest mirror to put the new eye in, asking a million questions about how much this cost and how’d they sculpted it like that and if he can have one of lapis or amethyst next. michael trots over to the commotion and is promptly scooped up by tubbo who tells him michael youre not going to be part of a broken home anymore. ranboo points out that the home in question was never broken in the first place, which his fiancee (!) ignores.

as he watches his husband-to-be show off his ring and eye to their son, ranboo thanks whoever is up there that this is who he gets to spend his days with. to have and to hold, to bicker over flowers and colors, in sickness and in health, in war and in peace, theyll be together, ranboo and tubbo, against the world.

part 1 | part 2

[isbergillustration]

What’s the perfect follow up to doing lineart to the point of not insignificant hand pain? Detailed pencil work, the thing that once in art school I did so much I couldn’t draw for two weeks because of hand pain.